43-year-old virgin gets new 8in inflatable bionic eggplant

A man who had his penis ripped off  when he was 6 years old has been fitted with an 8in bionic manhood which inflates when you squeeze the testicles.
43 year old Virgin Mohammed Abad, lost his penis in a road accident in Huddersfield but now, for the first time, he has a fully functioning package complete with "on" and "off" buttons.

And he says he's ready to try it out.
Mohammed, who appeared on Embarrasing Bodies in 2011, told The Sun: 'When you want a bit of action you press the "on" button.

"When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds.

"Some ladies might want to try it out."

The ingenious design is fitted with two tubes inside the shaft, which pump fluid from his stomach into the penis by pressing a button on his scrotum.

Another button then drains the fluid.

It took surgeons at University College London 3 years to mould Mohammed's new member using skin taken from his arm.

He underwent 100 operations in total, including an 11-hour procedure to attach the device.

Mohammed, from Edinburgh, is newly single.

His wife, who he wed 2 years ago without telling her about his condition, left him last year.

He said he would be be upfront with any future partner.

. Photos: 9-year-old girl fatally shot and killed in Ferguson

Jamyla Bolden was on Tuesday, August 18 fatally shot in her parent's home in Ferguson, St.Louis. Jamyla's devastated father, James Bolden said his daughter was in bed doing homework inside a home in the 9200 block of Ellison when she was shot around 9:30 p.m. Her mother was also shot in the leg, she has since been discharged from the hospital.

"I never in a million years thought that I’d be laying my daughter to rest." James said.

Police believe the person who fired the bullets must have done so from a close range. The St.Louis County coroner said the girl died of gunshot wound. "I kept holding and holding her,” Jaymila's grandmother, told the St Louis Post- Dispatch.
"I still have her blood on my hands. She was still breathing. I was telling her to just breathe."

No arrests have been made, but police said they have received several tips.

Source: KMOV24(St. Louis)

Beyonce and Blue Ivy wear matching swimsuits in adorable family photos

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Beyonce shared photos of her and her 3 year old daughter, Blue Ivy in matching swimsuits in recent family photos on her Tumblr page. They both looked adorable as they posed on a boat. JayZ was also in one of the photos.More photos after the cut...

Hmm! nurse buried with needle-like coffin in Ghana

A nurse was buried in Ghana last week with this

Breaking News: Buhari sacks Okogu, appoints Gusau as DG Nigeria’s Budget Office

President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday removed the Director General of the Budget Office of the Federation, Bright Okogu, from office.
The reason for his removal remains unclear at press time.
In his place, Aliyu Yahaya Gusau, has been appointed his successor. Until his appointment, Gusau was the Director, Fiscal Policy, Budget Monitoring and Evaluation.
His appointment takes effect from Tuesday, August 18, 2015, a statement by the Director of Press and Public Relations, Federal Ministry of Finance, Marshall Gundu, said.
Gusau holds a Bachelor of Science (BSc) Degree in Economics from Ahmadu Bello University Zaria.
However, the ex-DG until his appointment in December 2007, held several top positions, including Senior Economist, International Monetary Fund, IMF, in Washington DC; Senior Operations Officer at the Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries, OPEC, Fund and Market Analyst, OPEC Secretariat in Vienna, Austria.
He served as Special Adviser to the Minister of Finance (2004 to 2007) and also the pioneer Executive Secretary of Nigeria Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (NEITI).

Reduce number of policemen attached to VIPs - Buhari tells IGP

President Buhari has ordered the Inspector General of Police, Solomon Arase to reduce the number of police officers attached to Very Important Personalities in Nigeria.

According to a statement by the Special Assistant to the Presient on Media and Publicity, Femi Adesina, President Buhari gave the directive at a meeting with officials of the Ministry of Police Affairs and the Police Service Commission in the Presidential Villa today August 20th.

President Buhari at the meeting also warned that he will not tolerate any irregularities or extortion of money from unemployed Nigerians in the coming recruitment into the police. He said that applicants having to pay bribes before being accepted into the police in the past was totally unacceptable.

He told the officials that those in charge of recruitment and training in the Police must be above board and must not be involved in any form of extortion and underhand dealing.

"You must ensure that the recruitment process is transparent. Those who will conduct the recruitment must be above board. It should not be heard that they receive gratification or extort money from those who want to enlist in the police," he cautioned.

President Buhari recently approved the recruitment of 10,000 men and women into the police force.

Buhari sacks AMCON boss, announces replacement

Press statement from the presidency...

President Buhari has approved the dissolution of the Executive Management Team of the Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON). President Buhari has also approved the reconstitution of the management team of the corporation as follows: · Ahmed Lawan Kuru - Managing Director · Kola Ayeye - Executive Director · Eberechukwu Uneze - Executive Director · Aminu Ismail - Executive Director

Until his appointment today as Managing Director of AMCON, Mr. Ahmed Kuru was the Group Managing Director of Enterprise Bank Limited. He started his banking career with the old Habib Bank in 1985 and rose through the ranks to become an Executive Director of Bank PHB (now Keystone Bank) in 2005.

The appointment of Mr. Kuru and the three new AMCON Executive Directors is with effect from today, August 18, 2015.

Femi Adesina
Special Adviser to the President (Media & Publicity)
August 18, 2015

Army denies 150 people drowned after Boko haram attack in Yobe

The Nigerian Army has denied reports that 150 Nigerians drowned in a river & some shot dead after Boko Haram members invaded their community in Kukuwa-Gari village in Yobe state last Thursday.

AFP earlier today reported that some residents of the community said the sect members attacked their community and about 150 people lost their lives. Director Defence Information, Rabe Abubakar spoke to newsmen.

Up to 150 drowned, shot fleeing Boko Haram ambush in north-east: Villagers

Up to 150 people drowned in a river or were shot dead fleeing Boko Haram gunmen who raided a remote village in Nigeria’s north-eastern Yobe state, locals said on Tuesday.
Dozens of militants arrived on motorcycles and a car on Thursday last week and opened fire, scattering terrified residents of Kukuwa-Gari.
“They opened fire instantly, which forced residents to flee. They shot a number of people. Unfortunately many residents who tried to flee plunged into the river which is full from the rain. Many drowned,” Mr Modu Balumi, a resident of the village, told AFP.
“By our latest toll we have 150 people either (shot dead) or drowned in the attack. The gunmen deliberately killed a fisherman who tried to save drowning residents of the village.”
Mr Balumi said the bodies of many of the drowned were picked out by locals several kilometres away.
News of the attack was slow to emerge because the militants have destroyed telecom masts around the village, around 50km from Yobe State capital Damaturu, since the insurgency began in 2009.
“Boko Haram gunmen attacked our village on Thursday which led to the deaths of around 150 people. Most of the victims died in the river while trying to escape. The gunmen opened fire on the village forcing people to run to safety,” Bukar Tijjani, another villager, told AFP.
“Most residents, particularly women and children, ran towards the river in confusion. They were pursued by the gunmen, who kept firing at them. In the frantic effort to escape they jumped into the river, which was full to the brim.”
A local government official confirmed the attack but put the death toll much lower, at around 50.

Buhari to fund ministry with recovered stolen fund

President Muhammadu Buhari has assured the officials of the Ministry of Women Affairs that part of the money his administration would recover from those who have stolen the nation’s wealth would be used to fund the ministry.
He gave the assurance when ‎the ministry’s Permanent Secretary, Ezekiel Oyemomi, led officials of the ministry to brief ‎the President on its activities and challenges at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
The Permanent Secretary said of the ministry: “We cut across 70 per cent of the population dealing with the issues of women, children, the vulnerable, people with disabilities, the distressed, distressed families and the lot.
“He (the President) gave his word that once government can recover some funds, he will make sure that such funds are introduced into boosting the budget of the ministry so that we can be well-funded, especially on areas of empowerment, empowering all the stake holder groups.”
Oyemomi said one of the challenges being faced by the ministry was that some establishments that are supposed to be under his ministry had been absorbed somewhere else.
He said the President had promised to look into the matter and bring such establishments back under the ministry.
“He didn’t give a definite response but our document that have been presented certainly would be reviewed so that the right thing can be done,” he added

Photo: Dominic Mudabai and new wife jet out for their honeymoon

Dominic Mudabia, the winner of Gulder Ultimate search 2007 and his wife Tope jetted out of Nigeria on an Etihad flight for their honeymoon. They had their white wedding in Lagos on Saturday August 15th.

Photo: Newborn baby found abandoned inside a box

The abandoned baby was found in street inside a box by Police patrol in the Saudi city of Makkah. According to Dubai-based Al Bayan Daily, the police came to know after it heard the sound of the crying baby with the umbilical cord still attached to it.

The Spolice in a joint effort with Red Crescent teams took the baby to the Children's Hospital where doctors are currently examining him. An investigation and search team was also formed to look for the parents of the abandoned baby.

Footballer Vincent Enyeama is a domesticated man (photo)

Better man...He shared this photo on his instagram page and wrote "When your house keeper is on vacation and wifey is given a free weekend#lavieestbelleavecma #grateful #blessed #i take laws into my hands. guys lets show the women what we can do".

Photos from the church wedding of gulder ultimate search winner, Dominic Mudabai

Some photos from the church wedding of 2007 Gulder Ultimate search winner, Dominic Mudabai Jnr and Tope Akinmade which held in Lagos yesterday August 15th. Continue to see more photos...

Missing Indonesian plane found crashed in Oktabe district of Papua region

The Indonesian domestic flight carrying 54 passengers and crew that went missing this afternoon has been found crashed in a mountain in Oktabe district in Papua region in Eastern Indonesia.

According to Indonesia's transport ministry's director-general of air transportation, Suprasetyo, some villagers in the region found the crashed plane and alerted rescue officials.

"The plane has been found by villagers. According to residents, the flight had crashed into a mountain. Verification is still in process," an official said

Man city place chelsea just where they want them

If only they could play Chelsea every week. Manchester City capitalised on their routine 3-0 demolition of West Bromwich Albion on matchday one in the Premier League by doing similar to Jose Mourinho's bedraggled Blues. On the evidence of it, Chelsea are closer to West Brom than they are to City, despite what the manager might say about it.

"If 1-0 was a doubtful result at minute 70, 3-0 is completely fake," Mourinho spat to Sky Sports. "At 1-0 Chelsea were the best team for the whole second half.

"They make a change because they feel 1-0 is in danger and we concede a second goal. If 1-1 a different story, their team is in trouble."

Nonsense. City are setting a standard that might already be unachievable for the chasing pack. If this is how they deal with Chelsea, their title rivals at the start of the season, then what might be in store for Watford next week? This is a superb team playing exquite football and all the pieces slotted together in a profound, statement-making display against last season's Premier League champions.

Segio Aguero was afforded three or four clear chances to get his eye in before finally rolling the ball past Asmir Begovic for the opening goal. The ease with which he palmed off Cahill all afternoon will only expedite Mourinho's quest to bring in John Stones from Everton.

David Silva, the type of player Mourinho teams usually excel in snuffing out, found as much space as he needed. The gap between defence and midfield was all too big for Chelsea and the Spaniard profited; offering passes to Aguero and an assist to Kompany.

Raheem Sterling had Branislav Ivanovic exactly where he wanted him; while he lost out on the physical side to the Serb, his nippiness in attack meant he could go past the full back at will. Fernandinho dominated the midfield landscape and fired home the third.

True story: An interesting personal encounter with a mad woman

Article written by a LIB reader who had a personal encounter with a mad woman. Read below.

This happened a few years ago and I thought I should share. Before this I had often wondered who impregnates mad women. Who are the men doing so? Who in their right mind sleeps with them? This encounter answered my question. Please read on.

After four days at the hospital where I had an Appendicitis operation, the doctors cleared me to go home. My mum wanted to go to the bus stop and get a taxi but I declined. After four days coupled up in the hospital bed I needed some fresh air and a bit of  exercise.

We got to the bus stop and joined the rest of the passengers waiting for vehicles. A mad woman appeared. I have seen her a couple of times at the bus stop with other mad folks begging for money. She was tall and lean with a black torn short covering her womanhood and a yellow faded ankara thrown over her shoulder leaving her stomach and thighs bare. She moved from one passenger to the next begging for money. Finally, she stood before us,gave us a bewitching smile.

"Fine Mama and fine aunty, help me with some change" she said in Igbo.

I drew back to ward off the smell emanating from her unwashed body. My mother quickly opened her bag while holding her breath and brought out a 100 Naira note which she dropped on the mad woman's outstretched palm. She beamed her thanks and was about to go when a dread locked mad man on brown underwear walked up to her. She giggled like a school girl when she saw him. I glanced at my mother. She was watching them too. They struck a conversation in Igbo.

Mad man: Nne, kekwanu? How re u?
Mad woman: (giggles) I am fine. (Another giggle)
Mad man: Did I offend u?
Mad woman: Ah! Noooo!
Mad man: if I didn't offend you then why didn't you visit me like u said?
Mad woman: Okkkkkkk! (She scratched her hair then her buttocks)
Mad man: Is it that I didn't do it well the other time? Was it painful?
By then, my jaw dropped. Mama's jaw dropped even further.
Mad woman: (giggles) no, you did it well
Mad man: Then why didn't u come? Is not good oo
Mad woman: I will come today. Yes, today. I ll come. Today
The mad man grinned at her: Ok.

He turned and swaggered off, his member nodding between his legs. The mad woman ran towards a yellow bus discharging some passengers and began another round of begging.

My mother whispered. "Nne, please tell me that what I just saw and heard is all a dream"
I cleared my throat, plied open my numb lips and replied,
"No, Mama, it isn't a dream but I wish it is"
We still joke and laugh about it today

Indonesia plane carrying 54 people goes missing

An Indonesian domestic flight carrying 54 passengers and crew has gone missing. The plane, said to be about 27 years old, lost contact with air traffic control in Papua province around 2.55pm local time

The Trigana Air Service flight carrying 44 adult passengers, five children and five crew members, left Sentani Airport at 2:22 p.m. and was supposed to land at Oksibil airport at about 3:05 p.m but disappeared 10 minutes before it was due to land. Indonesia Transport ministry said no distress call was made from the plane.

Search and rescue have begun though it has since been called off because of bad weather. Search for the plane, believed to have crashed in the steep mountains, will continue tomorrow. Quite sad!

Nigerian man, Freeman Osonuga, shortlisted to fly Space

A Nigerian man Freeman Osonuga has been shortlisted as one of the lucky human beings to travel to space! Osonuga, a Medicine and Surgery graduate from Olabisi Onabanjo University, was selected through the Rising Star programme, which launched at the One Young World Summit 2014 in Dublin

The programme invites both One Young World Ambassadors and outstanding members of the public aged 18-35, to nominate themselves to take on the trip of a lifetime.

If selected for the programme ​he​ will not only embark on a once in a lifetime flight to space but will also be offered a three year management contract. He will be the ​first Nigerian and First ​black African to fly to space!

Osonuga is a 2015 WIRED Innovation Fellow. He will be speaking live on stage at the WIRED 2015 conference in October, London. In late 2014, at the Peak of the Ebola epidemic in West Africa, he worked as a volunteer and worked with the African Union team of Ebola responders for 6 months in Sierra Leone.

Here is

​ Freeman Osonuga's​

profile on the Kruger Cowne website :

‎http://www.krugercowne.com/risingstar/shortlist/freeman-osonuga/

Transgender teen freezes eggs so he can become a dad when sex change is complete

Transgender teen Riley Middlemore is freezing his eggs - so he can be a biological dad once he becomes a man.
Riley, 16  born a girl called Rebecca,dropped the bombshell he wants a sex change to his mum last year.
Now Riley, who has shaved off his long brunette locks and started binding his 34C chest, is awaiting full gender reassignment on the NHS – a mastectomy, hysterectomy and having a penis constructed once he’s 18.
But, before then, he has decided to freeze his eggs.
Riley said: “I want to get married one day. I’ve always wanted a family and I love children. My partner would be the surrogate and carry my eggs. That way I can have children that are biologically mine with my partner.”

Growing up in Gloucester, Riley was always a tomboy and preferred to wear tracksuits and jeans rather than dresses.
Living with four brothers, Martin, 18, Jake, 14, Ricki, 13, Philip, 11, he played with their Action Men and toy cars

Riley recalled: “I wore my brothers’ clothes. It became more difficult when I started puberty aged 12.
“I developed breasts, had periods and hated the way I looked. I was trapped in the wrong body but kept it to myself.”
Last December Riley, who had always fancied girls, came out as gay.
Then, at Christmas, he decided to reveal the full truth to mum Carrie.
Riley said: “Mum was coming round to have tea with my then girlfriend.

“I was worried my partner might refer to me as ‘Riley’ or ‘he’. I said to Mum, ‘I need to tell you something.’ She said, ‘You want to be a boy?’ She had guessed, and just hugged me.”
Café owner Carrie, 36 – who split from Riley’s dad when he was a baby – did struggle to accept that her once only daughter was becoming a boy.

She said: “When he told me he wanted to have a full sex change I was worried, ­because it is such a major operation. But I just want him to be happy.”
Carrie went with Riley to the GP who referred him for counselling, adding he must live as a boy for a year before he can be referred to a gender identity clinic.

Riley said: “My brothers have all been very accepting. People have called me names, but they are just ignorant.”
Once referred to a gender identity clinic he will have more counselling and assessments by doctors before receiving hormone injections or patches to deepen his voice and give him facial hair.
He hopes to have a full £10k sex change on the NHS when he turns 18. Since becoming a boy, Riley has received lots of female attention and he has had a girlfriend for two months.
He said: “She’s very understanding and has only ever known me as Riley.”
Riley, who starts college next month studying sport, wants to teach PE.
Carrie said: “I am proud of Riley. It’s like mourning the death of a daughter but celebrating the birth of a son.”
   Sunday Mirror

More photos from the funeral service for the Ooni of Ife yesterday

Here are more photos from the funeral service for the Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade Sijuwade which held in Ile ife, Osun state yesterday August 14th. More pics after the cut...